1. Gettin’ snarky up in this bitch.

  2. Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever

    Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.

    Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

    You guys are assholes.

    Reblogged from: oneboredjeu
  3. This is getting out of hand.

  4. …
wow.

    wow.

  5. thefrogman:

[video]

David Attenborough is mankind’s greatest treasure.

    thefrogman:

    [video]

    David Attenborough is mankind’s greatest treasure.

    Reblogged from: thefrogman
  6. witchyroses:

    notsafeforweabs:

    this animation is beyond amazing

    THISE LEAVES ARE REAL SHUTUP

    WITCHCRAFT

    Reblogged from: sarahwanger
  7. did-you-kno:

Scientists have created “Aquaman Crystals” that can absorb a roomful of oxygen and store it for later use. This discovery might be the key to underwater breathing. A handful of crystals could pull oxygen from the water and provide divers with air. Source

    did-you-kno:

    Scientists have created “Aquaman Crystals” that can absorb a roomful of oxygen and store it for later use. This discovery might be the key to underwater breathing. A handful of crystals could pull oxygen from the water and provide divers with air. Source

    Reblogged from: did-you-kno
  8. smalldoll:

    NSFW,

    DO NOT LOOK AT HIS TUMBLR
    IT IS JUST DICKS
    HIS DICK
    A LOT

    BUT LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTELY SHITLORD
    DRAG HIM

    DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT LOOK AT HIS TUMBLR I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE

    Reblogged from: smalldoll
  9. theblacklacedandy:

    bead-bead:

    thestraggletag:

    seiphirai:

    A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

    (Note: This isn’t me)

    See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

    This is how you do big gestures.

    This is so awesome I can’t even.  

    Also, the look on her face as she came into the house.  Hehehehehehe! 

    STILL THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER

    Reblogged from: oneboredjeu
  10. smalldoll:

Drag him

    smalldoll:

    Drag him

    Reblogged from: smalldoll
  11. piaspalette:

    Mabel`s sweater collection

    Reblogged from: thebestgamesincegrifball
  12. fuckyeahtattoos:

"Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish" in Italian inspired by my Italian father who has taught me to work hard & follow my passion/whatever makes me happy. Done by Ian W. @ Magic Cobra Tattoo Society in Brooklyn, NY.
ayycassarino.tumblr.com

    fuckyeahtattoos:

    "Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish" in Italian inspired by my Italian father who has taught me to work hard & follow my passion/whatever makes me happy. Done by Ian W. @ Magic Cobra Tattoo Society in Brooklyn, NY.

    ayycassarino.tumblr.com

    Reblogged from: fuckyeahtattoos
  13. This is the only picture of him.

    This is the only picture of him.

  14. Tinder is weird.

    Tinder is weird.

  15. -me, to myself, about myself.

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